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[snappingturtle]

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[snappingturtle]

[pppauses, giving Mikey an uncertain look]

I kinda like the idea of sleeping in my own bed . . .

[freckledninja]

Can I stay with you, Master Splinter?

[radicalrat]

[b-baby.

gives Mikey a small pat]

Of course.

[snappingturtle]

. . . Sounds like it's settled then.

[radicalrat]

It's times like this that I miss your youth.

You were much easier to move then.

[snappingturtle]

I can get to my room myself.

[very very slowly]

[radicalrat]

You could!

But that would be stupid.

[snappingturtle]

I'd be fine!

[radicalrat]

[the worst part about Master Splinter is he knows right where to poke you to hurt you without causing any damage]

[snappingturtle]

[what kind of terrible father does that

ALSO OW]

[radicalrat]

Ah, yes! You seem quite fine.

Raphael, do not refuse help. It hurts you and those who wish to aid you.

[snappingturtle]

[but daaaaad]

. . . Right. I got it, sensei.

[radicalrat]

[head pats for Raph

....and opening the last pizza box as Mikey makes whiny needy noises and a grabby hand motion]

[snappingturtle]

[grumbles under his breath

and grabs another slice before Mikey consumes it all]

How long do you think we're gonna be outta commission? I don't want to be dead weight for long.

[radicalrat]

With your arm in that condition you need at least a month's rest.

[and he's not even going to comment on how long it'll take Mikey]

[snappingturtle]

A month?!

[radicalrat]

A month.

[in a very I FUCKING MEAN IT tone]

[snappingturtle]

A month. Got it.

[he's gonna go stir crazy in under a week]

[radicalrat]

[well yes. they'll work on that when they come to it]

You won't be bedridden for more than a week. And after that you can help with your brother.

[freckledninja]

I want to be up and stuff in a week too!

[snappingturtle]

That's not happening.

[freckledninja]

But I heal like super mutant fast!

[snappingturtle]

You're still hurt worse.

[freckledninja]

[...........reaches to poke at his crack but Splinter grabs his hand to stop him]

Only a little.

[snappingturtle]

That's more than a little.