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[snappingturtle]

[There is one thing that even the overwhelming force of an evil mindcontrol brain worm: the love of pizza gyoza. And it doesn't hurt that there's a chance of finding other turtles lurking around the place, so it probably isn't too much of a surprise that Raphael is paying a visit.]

[leonerdo]

[Who has time for pizza gyoza when you're sneaking out after Splinter's grounded you in order to find your brother and/or half-sister/crush!!

Not Leo!!

Well, okay, maybe he has a little time. And it's been a while since he's gone by the place what with everything being terrible. Maybe he could order some to go to help lure Raph out, that's a solid plan!!

. . .

Or he could just show up. That works too.

JUMPING UP FROM HIS SEAT IMMEDIATELY]

--RAPH!

[snappingturtle]

Oh shell, you're actually here? I was hoping for a night off.

[DO YOU HAVE GYOZA YET maybe he can steal it >8|]

[leonerdo]

[Yes, a whole plate of it but THAT IS NOT THE PRIORITY HERE]

A night off--what? So you came here on your own?

[snappingturtle]

[Pizza is always the priority]

What's it matter? You think you can really take me?

[leonerdo]

[B R O!! That said he is hella blocking any attempted chopstick snatching]

What matters is that you remember this place! Shredder's sure never shown his ugly mug here, so the real you is still in there somewhere!

[snappingturtle]

[Redirects to try to chopstick him in the eyes then!!]

Who says I didn't find it tailing you losers here?

[leonerdo]

[Jeezus, counter blocks that too!!]

Yeah right! If that were true, you wouldn't come here for a "night off," knowing it's our favorite restaurant!

[snappingturtle]

I'd know it's your favorite if I remembered too! Idiot!

[leonerdo]

But you'd remember it's your favorite, too!!

[TOSSES A GYOZA AT HIM]

[snappingturtle]

[CATCHES IT

and pops it in his mouth, possibly just so he can talk with his mouth full to irritate him]

Karai's brought this stuff back before. Just give it up, idiot. You're hoping for something that isn't real.

[leonerdo]

[close your mouth, GOSH. But he goes quiet at that, squeezing his chopsticks.]

Karai only found this place after following us and April. If she was in her right mind, she'd understand, too.

[Hfffs, dead end again.]

[snappingturtle]

I still say you're just deluded. Give it up, man. It's never happening.

[leonerdo]

I'm never going to give up. You're our brother, Raph. We're not gonna abandon you with Shredder and his clowns.

Even if Casey's sliiightly less obnoxious than you.

[snappingturtle]

I don't have any brothers.

[leonerdo]

[okay no SLAMS HIS TURTLE FISTS ON THE COUNTER--then apologizes to Mr. Murakami, oops.]

Yes, you do! Can you even remember what life was like before you met the Shredder?!

[snappingturtle]

It doesn't matter! All I need to know is that Master Shredder has my back.

[leonerdo]

Is that so.

Well, I don't see him here.

[Sorry cool blind dude, about to attempt to knock some sense into my bro

Swallowing the rest of the gyoza and TOSSES PLATE AT RAPH]

[snappingturtle]

[DEFLECTS THE PLATE

and kicks a chair at Leo!!]

[leonerdo]

[JUMPS OVER IT, THROWS CHOPSTICKS AT HIM!!]

[snappingturtle]

[WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO

CHARGES THROUGH THEM TO HURL A PUNCH AT HIS FACE]

[leonerdo]

[LOOK HE CAN'T JUST START SWORDING THINGS UP IN HERE OKAY

ALSO OW??? TAKING THAT PUNCH RIGHT IN HIS TURTLE NOSE

BUT GRABBING RAPH'S ARM TO FLIP HIM OVER IN THE PROCESS]

[snappingturtle]

[GODDAMNIT LEO]

[leonerdo]

[HAHAHA!! But seriously ow my face.]

I bet Shredder doesn't know or care where you are right now!

[snappingturtle]

[Leo may not be willing to pull a weapon out in a restaurant but Raphael sure doesn't have a problem with that. Watch out for sais to the face bro!]

You don't know the first thing about him!